I tried betting my rent on Aviator like it’s skydiving without a parachute… and lost $500 before breakfast. Turns out RTP 97% isn’t luck—it’s your North Star whispering “don’t panic” at 3 AM GMT. Pro tip: if your multiplier buzzes louder than your alarm clock, you’re not playing—you’re being statistically interrogated by an AI that thinks you’re dumb. Join the Discord? Nah. Just walk away… with cashout triggers and zero emotional baggage.